It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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