Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
