We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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