Will you blow on my dice?
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
