Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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