I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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