"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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