I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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