so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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