My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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