So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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