I looked at my own cervix.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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