I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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