so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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