i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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