is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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