Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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