Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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