I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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