fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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