I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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