How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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