it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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