Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Come on in and take your pants off
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