no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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