What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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