When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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