I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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