What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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