Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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