I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I miss vodka workout Fridays
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
God, I missed his penis.
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