And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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