Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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