and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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