Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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