we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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