She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
where are my eyebrows?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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