I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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