Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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