We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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