This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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