Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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