I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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