JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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