what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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