I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Randomize
