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i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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