google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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