There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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