So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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