Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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