can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
