Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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