What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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