Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I wish I could punch you in the face.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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