She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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